For All the Dogs
NEW ORLEANS – The word “dog” has become a common colloquialism over the past half-century. According to dictionary.com, it has 16 different meanings as a noun and 4 as a verb. None of the definitions listed evoke the feeling...
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Rain Man
NEW ORLEANS – Over the weekend, the sky decided to drop its entire load on the city of New Orleans. According to data, nearly 5 inches of rain fell on the Crescent City on Saturday...
Clipped Wings
NEW ORLEANS – Have you ever seen a bird fly without wings? Squirrels, spiders, fish and snakes can all fly without wings, but not a bird. You can say the same thing about the New...
Consistently Inconsistent
NEW ORLEANS – Lebron James is really good at basketball. No, like really f*cking good. I believe he treated this In-Season Tournament (IST) like college basketball’s March Madness tournament. A tournament in which James...
The Basketball Has Energy
Energy is magnetic. Sir Isaac Newton said, “energy cannot be created nor destroyed, only transferred.” The Pelicans are sharing the basketball, and it’s leading to wins. During the movie “Space Jam”, the Nerdlucks from...
Prepared to Fly
MEMPHIS, TN – When I boarded the plane yesterday, I noticed something for the first time. Now, I’ve been on numerous flights, but this stood out to me more than any other time. The...
Let’s Geaux Streaking
NEW ORLEANS, LOUISIANA – Basketball is truly a game of runs, and for the New Orleans Pelicans it has been elongated season of running suicides. On January 6th, the Pelicans were 24-14 and in...
Good Job, Larry
NEW ORLEANS, LA – “Good Job, Larry” -Larry June One of the effective and most efficient players this season for the Pelicans has been the 6 foot 9, Lebron sneaker hoarder, former Wyoming Cowboy,...
The Blender
NEW ORLEANS, LA – Have you ever wonder to yourself, Why are fast foods so prevalent? No matter what city or state you’re in, you get the same order when you go. Usually, (unless...
Zion Hurt, Pels Fall To 76ers
Reports say Zion Williamson strained his hamstring. What will the Pels do next?