TalkCulotta: Fantasy Football, NFL Week 10

Replacing Matt (our usual FF Commish) is my eldest cousin, Seth Schmeeckle, the longest tenured Fantasy Football Commissioner alive. The Louisiana Executive Fantasy Football League has been around since 1999, and with a merger happening in 2009, it continues obviously with some new owners cycling in. With 14 total teams, this league is crazy. We use Team QBs and Kickers, we have no set TE position, we switched to Auction Draft, we have a website no one else uses, and a rule that no one else has even heard of — the Bye Week Carryover Rule (05:00). We grade each team in the following time stamps, and here’s their records and one player from each team: Achievers 5-4 (Tyreek Hill, 10:30); Chachis 5-4 (Zeke, 14:44); Fightin’ Cocks 7-2 (Burreaux, 18:35); MC Go Hammers 4-5 (Swift, 21:40), Crime Dogs 5-4 (Dak, 25:10); Killer Rabbits of Caerbannog 5-4 (Najee Harris, 27:47); Dr. Zaius 4-5 (Brady, 29:07); Mighty Mice 6-3 (Kupp, 30:41); Arklatexians 3-6 (McCaffrey, 33:00); Commissioner’s Team is the 2-7 Meerkats (Mahomes, 35:20); Boss Hogg 4-5 (Aaron Jones, 37:40); Dark Helmet 4-5 (Cordarrelle Patterson, 38:50); Porta Potties 5-4 (Ja’Marr Chase, 40:00); and my team at 4-5, the Big Easy Cash (Saints TMQB & Kamara, 43:40). Other topics: “You should drop Calvin Ridley” (41:40), Julio Jones is disappointing (45:00), Seth gives Jack a bad grade, and Jack goes off (45:30), Gronk (46:00), and Henry Ruggs (46:30).