‘Til Failure
NEW ORLEANS – I’ve been working out for the last couple of years. I’ve been doing a lot of research on what’s the most effective way to grow muscle and drop body fat. After...
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PELMERICA
NEW ORLEANS – New Orleans is a historically territorial place. In 1815, then-General Andrew Jackson led the United States Army to a victory over the British during the Battle of New Orleans. The win signified...
Maturation of Zion Williamson
NEW ORLEANS – According to Merriam Webster, maturity is defined as “the emergence of personal and behavioral characteristics through growth processes”. If you’ve been around the New Orleans Pelicans, Zion Williamson maturity is more...
Rain Man
NEW ORLEANS – Over the weekend, the sky decided to drop its entire load on the city of New Orleans. According to data, nearly 5 inches of rain fell on the Crescent City on Saturday...
Friday Night Frights
NEW ORLEANS – In the wee hours on Friday morning, the fog was thicker than cold grits. Car windshields were translucent with a layer of donut-like glaze impeding the ability to see. There was a...
Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It
DALLAS, TX – In the year of our Lord, 2006, 4 men from Atlanta created a song that swept the nation in a polar vortex. DEM Franchize Boyz instituted a rhythmic movement from left...
Clipped Wings
NEW ORLEANS – Have you ever seen a bird fly without wings? Squirrels, spiders, fish and snakes can all fly without wings, but not a bird. You can say the same thing about the New...
Consistently Inconsistent
NEW ORLEANS – Lebron James is really good at basketball. No, like really f*cking good. I believe he treated this In-Season Tournament (IST) like college basketball’s March Madness tournament. A tournament in which James...
Lob From Luka
NEW ORLEANS – Has anyone ever done something for you without you asking? They have helped you by just doing their job, nothing more – nothing less. Last night, the Pelicans advanced to the...
The Basketball Has Energy
Energy is magnetic. Sir Isaac Newton said, “energy cannot be created nor destroyed, only transferred.” The Pelicans are sharing the basketball, and it’s leading to wins. During the movie “Space Jam”, the Nerdlucks from...