Author: Jarrett Reed

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NEW ORLEANS – “I don’t think anyone is worried about the New Orleans Pelicans”, says Draymond Green. On the alternative view of NBA’s broadcast of the All-Star game, the four-time champion, four-time all-star, and...

Rain Man

NEW ORLEANS – Over the weekend, the sky decided to drop its entire load on the city of New Orleans. According to data, nearly 5 inches of rain fell on the Crescent City on Saturday...

Friday Night Frights

NEW ORLEANS – In the wee hours on Friday morning, the fog was thicker than cold grits. Car windshields were translucent with a layer of donut-like glaze impeding the ability to see. There was a...

Lean Wit It, Rock Wit It

DALLAS, TX – In the year of our Lord, 2006, 4 men from Atlanta created a song that swept the nation in a polar vortex. DEM Franchize Boyz instituted a rhythmic movement from left...

Clipped Wings

NEW ORLEANS – Have you ever seen a bird fly without wings? Squirrels, spiders, fish and snakes can all fly without wings, but not a bird. You can say the same thing about the New...

Consistently Inconsistent

NEW ORLEANS – Lebron James is really good at basketball. No, like really f*cking good. I believe he treated this In-Season Tournament (IST) like college basketball’s March Madness tournament. A tournament in which James...

Lob From Luka

NEW ORLEANS – Has anyone ever done something for you without you asking? They have helped you by just doing their job, nothing more – nothing less. Last night, the Pelicans advanced to the...

The Basketball Has Energy

Energy is magnetic. Sir Isaac Newton said, “energy cannot be created nor destroyed, only transferred.” The Pelicans are sharing the basketball, and it’s leading to wins. During the movie “Space Jam”, the Nerdlucks from...

Prepared to Fly

MEMPHIS, TN – When I boarded the plane yesterday, I noticed something for the first time. Now, I’ve been on numerous flights, but this stood out to me more than any other time. The...

For The Family

NEW ORLEANS – It has been well documented that Pelicans’ triumvirate has not played a game together in 11 months. Zion Williamson, Brandon Ingram, and CJ McCollum only played 172 minutes together during the...